Two days a go on the the way to my grandma Cindy's house in the car I farted it smelled like meatloaf and it smelled so bad I thought it was my mom who farted.
Last night I said something that was nearly annoying but really funny. The thing I said was, "Back off, punk! I'll put you down. Yeah. Cause that's how I roll." Thats the thing I said PUNK!