DIRTY POOL

In Martin Tennese are pool is now kown as the dirtyest pool in the country.We found two dead squrels,like thirty toads,and one dead musqito.So if you see this Easton I just want you to be perpared for when you come over. P.S THE TOADS CEPT ME AWAKE ALL NIGHT.

GIRLS STINK

On April 19,2011 this dumb girl who's 8 1/2 and doesn't even no her own birthday caused me to throw up becuase I was on the tire swing and when I hit my head on the tire swing she said "That push was nothing" and said to this kid to keep pushing.But then I had to get off.Then I threw up.The nurse called my mom.On the way there to my moms house I said"This dumb girl made me throw up and sometimes I wish I could make my mom skudoosh!!! that girl a lesson and that lesson would be to not mess with the big dog becuse I will punkle her intell she doesn't even no her name"ooooo I just fertilized you.

FARTS STINK LIKE MEATLOAF

Two days a go on the the way to my grandma Cindy's house in the car I farted it smelled like meatloaf and it smelled so bad I thought it was my mom who farted.

P.S the bad smell would never go a way.

THATS HOW I ROLL

Last night I said something that was nearly annoying but really funny. The thing I said was, "Back off, punk! I'll put you down. Yeah. Cause that's how I roll." Thats the thing I said PUNK!

HAIRY FACE

My dad has a hairy face.You cold stick a few hot dollars in it and call it a day.

Disco Biscuits

My auntie Coco has the greatest disco biscuits I've ever seen. I mean, you could pour some gravy on those mugs.

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